My Wish List

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go...
As you very well know,tomorrow is Black Friday. So, here is my Christmas list!!!!! (In no particular order)

1.A Submarine.
It would be so awesome. I would be able to wave hello to all of my sea friends. I would "accidentally" crash and kill the platypus' in Australia. Find Atlantis and have lunch with the Little Mermaid. Finally.

2.A strand,or a bunch of strands, of Ed Helms' glorious hair.
I would know it was an authentic piece of hair because I would give it to my good friends Detective Benson and Detective Stabler and they would DNA test it. Then, I would put it in a vile and wear it around my neck. Any hair from any part of his body... JUST KIDDING. NO pubes.

3.A Pet Sea Otter
SOOOOOOOOOO OO cute. My favorite animal! Oh my goodness,look at this little guy! He is probably thinking: Who brought the potato salad? I would name him Adrien Brody's Skinny Legs because I love Adrien Brody's Skinny Legs. And every time he would do something stupid I would say "Oh, for the love of Ray J! Adrian Brody's Skinny Legs,what were you thinking?"










4. I want Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Michael McMillian to convert to Mormonism. Especially Michael McMillian because I saw him play the part of a Mormon and it just brightened up my day. It was great.


5. An 8x10 autographed glossy of ALF.
I want the message to be:
Cristina,
The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. Haaa! I kill me.
Your friend,
ALF

6.This Puzzle Place Muppet.
Julie to be exact. "The Puzzle Place,The Puzzle Place. We're going to the Puzzle Place" I forgot the rest of the lyrics. The only episode I remember is the Winter Holidays special where the gang learned about the different Holidays that people celebrate!

7. I want all 8 season of Monk that are available on DVD.
This show is very funny.I love that Adrian Monk numbers his shirts and makes Natalie do all of the hard work.







8.I WANT THIS CHANEL CROWN SO BAD!
It is just so beautiful. It reminds me of something that Holly Golightly would wear mixed with something that would be in The Little Mermaid's Collection of human things.




9. Glen Hansard.
I want him to either follow me around all day and narrate my life through song, Stalk me,or kidnap me.
Any of the three would be awesome. I mean, just look at that face. And have you heard his accent?! His "creepy"phone calls would be the best things ever they would be very pleasent. And he would probably be a really nice stalker. If he noticed that I hadn't eaten all morning he'd probably buy me a bagel or something.


10. A walk on role in a Klaxons video.
I know that their videos usually just consist of Jamie,James and Simon doing something (usually sitting,standing or just walking around) But I want to be a video ho or something in their video. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm not sure "ho" is the right word, I'm leaning more towards video darling.


So, chip chop chip get on it! Christmas is less then a month away and I want everything on this list!

The Sad One

She spent her money with such perfect style
The clerks would gasp at each new thing she'd choose.
I couldn't help myself: I had to smile

Or burst. Her slender purse was crocodile;
Her blouse was from Bendel's, as were her shoes.
She spent her money with such perfect style!

I loved her so! She shopped--and all the while
My soul that bustling image would perfuse.
I couldn't help myself: I had to smile

At her hand-knitted sweater from the Isle
Of Skye, an apres-skis of bold chartreuse.
She spent her money with such perfect style.

Enchanted by her, mile on weary mile
I tracked my darling down the avenues.
I couldn't help myself. I had to smile

At how she never once surmised my guile.
My heart was hers--I'd nothing else to lose.
She spent her money with such perfect style
I couldn't help myself. I had to smile.
--Tom Disch
This week I learned that it is not illegal to follow someone home. Thank God!

More Cool Things

Ms.Frizzle was totally awesome. I really wanted to post a picture of Ms.Frizzle wearing one of her printed dresses.Her attire was always really cool and appropriate to the adventure that day. This picture doesn't do her any justice, but she is just so cool.



Happy Veteran's Day!



ANYWAYS, last week I was at a thrift store when I came upon an N'SYNC memo pad. I really wanted to buy it, but it didn't have a price tag. (WAH WAH) When I opened this beauty up, I found some notes written by two girls name Jenny and Michelle. One of these great pieces of literature was about 9/11. So, here it is:
(It should also be noted that this note was written with a lime green gel pen)
Date:9-11-01
Jenny,
Man, everyone is talking about these bombings and crashings in New York and Washington. This is nuts. I feel so bad for all of these people who died or lost one of their family members. I wrote that stuff 2 days ago. Now it is Thursday.I still can't believe what happened. All I know is that those people definitely need to be punished.OK,Now it is Wednesday

Then it just ends. Kind of like this blog post.

The Dodgy End

Cool.

Somehow I have managed to be sick for two consecutive weekends. It's horrible.
The only good thing about being sick is being able to bum around without feeling like a total asshole.
Today I am going to watch Harry Potter 5 and Love Actually. Just call it a mini Alan Rickman marathon! While his face is pretty handsome, his voice is even better.He has the second best voice in the world. (My 5 top actors with the best voices: 1.Ed Helms,2. Alan Rickman, 3. Al Pacino as Michael Corleone, 4. Dustin Hoffman, 5. Liam Neeson)

*Ed Helms fact!*: Ed Helms voice is so great that he once did a voice over for a Burger King commercial. That's AWESOME!


















Double cool. Or should I say "JUDYFUL"

Now a letter to Ed Helms:(I stole this from Love Actually, But It's very funny. I Hope it doesn't disturb anyone.ahahahaha)
Dear Ed Helms,
I would like to marry you and Have lots of sex and babies.

How Do You Tell A Child That Someone Has Died?

First Things First...Happy Birthday Elizabeth! In honor of your birthday there is a Law & Order:SVU mini marathon on TV! Just like last week! Well, at least SVU is the better Law & Order. I hope that Rupert Grint gives you the swine flu because he's had that shit like twice this year. At least that's what Dre said.
I'd say that contracting something (with the exception of any STD) would be a pretty great birthday gift. Hahahahaha!



My precious fish Ed Helms died. He was found floating yesterday morning. He was the cutest fish, he had rosy cheeks and he was very energetic. He loved popcorn and flowers which is why he was buried in a bed of popcorn and flowers. May he rest in peace in the heavens above with George Harrison. And he gets to sleep all he wants. I'm kind of jealous. No I'm not!

How do you feel about single mothers?(I am watching For the Love of Ray J)
I wonder what my nickname would be if I went on the show. Probably Jawsome or Greasy. I would be kicked off because he would find out that I only went on the show so that I could expose my love for Ed Helms to the world. I would not be there for the love of Ray J.

There's this part of Ray J where they are all about to sit down for the nickname ceremony and he says something like,"I feel like Barack Obama, YES WE CAN!"
I'm not sure how the two compare, but I know one day I will date Ed Helms. Say it with me: YES WE CAN!


I don't feel like showering...
Ed Helms fact: Ed Helms showers everyday

On a more serious note, today the shoelace on my moccasin got stuck on the escalator! That has been one of my biggest fears since the 90s when I saw a news report on it. Very scary.

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Ugh, I'm starting to hate the fall and I just want this to be over.