Step One!

Caution:I wasn't able to fix the picture of my shrine (I'm just so lazy!) so you're to have to turn your head a little.
First things first: Happy belated Christmas! (or should i say XXXmas. HA!)
Isn't HE LOVELY? ISN'T HE WONDERFUL? Answer:YES!

So, Today I started Day 1 towards my journey to Witch Doctor-hood!(I'm not sure if that's what i could call it, but whatever.) I built a shrine dedicated to the Goddess Aphrodite!
Here it is:(Turn head now)
It is filled with such goodness! Aphrodite is represented here by a picture of Anna Drake. My offerings include:Dumbledore Trading Card,A picture of half of Stephen Drake's face,An Alf puzzle,a candle. , binoculars, a comic book,some pink thread,a tattoo,a picture of a cat petting a unicorn,an old Marc Jacobs advertisement, a violet watercolor,some water, a cat stamp, a cowboy pin with beads, an old radio, a top hat and a patch of dolphin love. (the rest of which was buried at sea.) She's going to love it!
I was trying to find some chants that I could sing to Aphrodite. I couldn't find any,but I did find out that she is the patron saints of prostitutes!

I'll just sing this to her instead:
I know a Mormon boy,
He is my pride and joy.
He knows most everything from Alma on down.
Someday I'll be his wife,
We'll have eternal life.
Oh how I love that Mormon Boy!
While looking for the 'Mormon Boy' lyrics I found this:
How to date a Mormon Boy:

1. Step 1

   Read "For the Strength of Youth," a little pamphlet that states the guidelines that Latter Day Saint youths learn. Be familiar with Mormon basic values. They are Christians, family oriented, and very dedicated. Teenage Latter Day Saints go to seminary, usually early in the morning before school, and attend a youth group one night every week.

2. Step 2

   Know his age. Latter Day Saints are advised to not date until they turn sixteen.

3. Step 3

   Be respectful. Have a strong sense of humor, but stay away from rude or vulgar jokes and criticism of others, or any kind of foul language.

4. Step 4

   Enjoy a fun clean environment. A Latter Day Saint will avoid bars or R-rated movies. However, they come up with some fun creative ways to date and places to go.

5. Step 5

   Keep your breath fresh. Don't drink or smoke around him as he'll find that unattractive.

6. Step 6

   Have fun with the old-fashioned courtesy. He'll come to your door to pick you up, prepared to meet your parents. Wait for him to open all your doors for you. Stay in the car so he can come around and open the door. Let him pay for the entire evening's activities.

7. Step 7

   Keep your intimate expectations low. Chastity is something Mormon boys strive for, though holding hands and kisses are acceptable. Be prepared for a Mormon boy to be very slow in making any moves in his effort to avoid any compromising situations.

Step five is the best.
Well, I better start my worshipin'.
(This blog was sponsored by The Children of the Morning SO:(rrow )

Garba Alert!

How Precious! I love this picture

I've had two Ed Helms dreams and I want to tell you about them.
1.The first dream was basically: I almost fell into a well but Ed Helms held my hand so I wouldn't fall in and die. And his hands were soft.
2.He wasn't really in my dream. But, Lady Gaga hit me with an umbrella. I said (to Lady Gaga)
"Stay away from Ed Helms!" and she said "I don't know who that is!" What a jerk!
That's it for this episode. I have lots to do.
But, next time: apples