Spotlight On...

Jeremy!
He works Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday,and Sunday.
He goes bowling on Fridays.

Exclusive "Interviews" with Real Famous people....

As opposed to interviews with myself.
SO...Let's get going!!!!
(This interview took place on April 1st 2010 at the Logan Square Auditorium. I interviewed Ian Saint Pe;there is a video of this, but it doesn't have audio and I didn't feel like loading it. If you want to see it, I have it. )
AND NOW... An Edhelmsonice.blogspot.com EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Ian Saint Pe of THE BLACK LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cristina Gandarilla:How do you feel about dolphins?
Ian Saint Pe:Dolphins...Hmmm...Like Flipper? Yeah, I like Flipper. Do you remember that show? Flipper?
C.G:NO?...What?
I.S.P:Well, you look like you're younger than me. So you might not know about it.
C.G: How old are you?
I.S.P: 32.
C.G: 32?!You look good for your age!
I.S.P: Thank you! It's all about how old you feel! So, I feel like I'm 17. I'm 17! Stay 17 forever! It's a good age.
C.G: 17 was pretty great.
I.S.P: Well, dolphins, they're cool. Flipper. If you eat tuna, make sure it's dolphin safe.
C. G: Thank You.

Here is a picture of me with Jared Swilley.It was attacked by pixels, but it is legit!

Better than a proactive after shot also creepy and nerdy.

Dear few but precious readers,
First things first, how are you doing? I hope you feel like you're riding a scooter at the beach.With your mouth open and your eyes wide. ("I remember when I first met you were just a wide eyed" "There was nothing I could do about my wide set eyes!")

Now, let go back. Close your eyes, imagine you are in Dumbledore's office,put your face in the pensieve. Very good. What do you see? You should see me writing my very first blog, where I said that this blog was a fan site.
I have something to admit:this blog/website isn't exactly an Ed Helms (actor) fansite.* It's more like a fansite for people who are fans of my life. My life which I have now named Ed Helms. So when I say, ED HELMS on ice, I mean my life on ice. But when I say that I love Ed Helms, I'm talking about the actor and my life. When I write about Ed Helms fact, I'm talking about the actor. I guess I didn't have to explain that because all my followers are so smart. They are so smart that they could be architects or physics teachers! This is really just a blog listing things I like. Fansites suck anyways, they're super creepy.
* This probably isn't news.

Funnies

Yet another blog about crazy kids. Its not my fault childhood is hilarious.
BUT FIRST, SOMETHING I LEARNED! The Villa Park Men's Garden Club IS NOT filled with foxes. Instead we get these four schmucks:

Back to kids.
Yesterday, I took the following sentences for my four year old ward. It was pretty great:
(I'm not going to say her name so it's just going to be represented by a blank line. Like a fill in the blank!)
_____________, is the coolest girl in the world. And this is for my mom and dad. My friends love me. I am great. And these sentences are for my mom and dad. And the kindergartens that I like. I will always be the same. It's going to be a great day. Thank You. I hope one day everyone will have one day together. Everyone, I hope you like this. This is all for you.
Oh Jeez.
Stuff like that just cannot be made up. It's just so goofy; yet awesome. But also very dramatic. Like owls wearing death eater masks. This is a preview I saw at the movie theatre today. It was terrible.I thought it was a joke, but its coming out September 24Th, so I guess the joke is on me.
And now another quote from the Suburban Life:
" In Honor of March Being Frozen Food Month, What is your favorite Frozen Food?"
Some asshole kid answered: "Salisbury steak,definitely, all the way"
(Anna Drake if you read this, I want you to know that when I read this I immediately thought this was something you would enjoy. )
And here is a picture of a very young Ed Helms. (this always makes me laugh)

Childhood Stories:Volume One and Other Stuff

Today marks the beginning of a new feature called: Childhood Stories:Volume One.
Out of respect of the storyteller, names have been changed.
Its pretty good stuff.
1. (To be honest,I forgot the details of this story because I was too busy thinking about a piece of rusty metal that was shaped like a shark fin in the middle of 17th Avenue.) I'll just cut to the chase. FERN's brother threw Fern across the room and Fern lost the enamel in his two front teeth. In fact, Fern no longer has any enamel.
2.Fern's grandmother gave his family an old mattress. One day Fern and his brother were wrestling on said mattress and Fern's arm got cut from a spring coming out of the mattress. He has a huge scar from the incident. It's pretty gnarly.
And that is the end of Childhood Stories:Volume One
Other stuff: Ok, so this is ,obviously, Michael Showalter. I LOVE THIS HAIRCUT! Seriously! I love this picture so much that i would get it tattooed on my arm!

01.13.10

Something I have seen before:
Two gay guys taking their clothes off in a room full of candles.
Something I will stand by forever:
Alex Musial moves like a gypsy and has dust bunnies for hair!
What I learned on January 13th 2010:
1.Alyss Logli gives off "Apartment Vibes"
2.You should warn a person (That means you Sean from La Grange) when you come from behind.
3.A certain someone's mother is quite aware of me. She fears me. She is tormented by the sight of green lights,ski masks, and cars in general. She's a bugaboo.
4.TIM RULO DOES NOT DRIVE A PT CRUISER!
5.Lasers are Liars and it is (kind of) dumb to spend $20 on one.
6. George Drake has pre-paid lawyers.
7.Audrey Sova takes FOREVER to get out of her house.
8. If you are parked in the middle of an intersection some asshole will stare at your friend.
Moving on...
Ed Helms is:
-the kind of guy who you would take to the Great Indoors and would just talk to you about all the great things you would buy if you had tons of money.
-the guy who would ride run off of the Metra and straight into the Salt Creek Wine Bar in Brookfield.
-the guy who would rename Air Force One to Air Force Fun