Childhood Stories:Volume One and Other Stuff

Today marks the beginning of a new feature called: Childhood Stories:Volume One.
Out of respect of the storyteller, names have been changed.
Its pretty good stuff.
1. (To be honest,I forgot the details of this story because I was too busy thinking about a piece of rusty metal that was shaped like a shark fin in the middle of 17th Avenue.) I'll just cut to the chase. FERN's brother threw Fern across the room and Fern lost the enamel in his two front teeth. In fact, Fern no longer has any enamel.
2.Fern's grandmother gave his family an old mattress. One day Fern and his brother were wrestling on said mattress and Fern's arm got cut from a spring coming out of the mattress. He has a huge scar from the incident. It's pretty gnarly.
And that is the end of Childhood Stories:Volume One
Other stuff: Ok, so this is ,obviously, Michael Showalter. I LOVE THIS HAIRCUT! Seriously! I love this picture so much that i would get it tattooed on my arm!

01.13.10

Something I have seen before:
Two gay guys taking their clothes off in a room full of candles.
Something I will stand by forever:
Alex Musial moves like a gypsy and has dust bunnies for hair!
What I learned on January 13th 2010:
1.Alyss Logli gives off "Apartment Vibes"
2.You should warn a person (That means you Sean from La Grange) when you come from behind.
3.A certain someone's mother is quite aware of me. She fears me. She is tormented by the sight of green lights,ski masks, and cars in general. She's a bugaboo.
4.TIM RULO DOES NOT DRIVE A PT CRUISER!
5.Lasers are Liars and it is (kind of) dumb to spend $20 on one.
6. George Drake has pre-paid lawyers.
7.Audrey Sova takes FOREVER to get out of her house.
8. If you are parked in the middle of an intersection some asshole will stare at your friend.
Moving on...
Ed Helms is:
-the kind of guy who you would take to the Great Indoors and would just talk to you about all the great things you would buy if you had tons of money.
-the guy who would ride run off of the Metra and straight into the Salt Creek Wine Bar in Brookfield.
-the guy who would rename Air Force One to Air Force Fun