A Proper Obituary

Jesus Christ, I feel like crap. I"m freezing, my body is sore and every time I move I feel like my head is about to fall out.
Anyways, I was watching The Martha Stewart Show today and I ABSOLUTELY loved it! I mean I already knew that I loved her magazine, but I never realized just how awesome she is. I wonder if I could write her some letters asking her to invite Ed Helms on her show?

Anyways, my poor pet fish Leonard has passed away. He was a good fish,and he was the oldest in the bowl. But,maybe it was a good thing that he's has passed away, now he can join the great Bea Arthur in the skies above it.

OK, so I am going to go make myself some tea and maybe sweeten it. (Ed Helms Fact:Ed Helms LOVES tea,especially sweet tea.)

"What happened to her curves?....I was talking about the curve of her back you moron!"

Anyways, I've decided that if I ever want to impress a new group of people all I have to do is buy a Backstreet Boys CD. Then, I will take my CD player to school and they will ask me what I am listening to and I will show them and they will like me. Or not.




Elizabeth Baratta is the Bully of BYU.