My Wish List

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go...
As you very well know,tomorrow is Black Friday. So, here is my Christmas list!!!!! (In no particular order)

1.A Submarine.
It would be so awesome. I would be able to wave hello to all of my sea friends. I would "accidentally" crash and kill the platypus' in Australia. Find Atlantis and have lunch with the Little Mermaid. Finally.

2.A strand,or a bunch of strands, of Ed Helms' glorious hair.
I would know it was an authentic piece of hair because I would give it to my good friends Detective Benson and Detective Stabler and they would DNA test it. Then, I would put it in a vile and wear it around my neck. Any hair from any part of his body... JUST KIDDING. NO pubes.

3.A Pet Sea Otter
SOOOOOOOOOO OO cute. My favorite animal! Oh my goodness,look at this little guy! He is probably thinking: Who brought the potato salad? I would name him Adrien Brody's Skinny Legs because I love Adrien Brody's Skinny Legs. And every time he would do something stupid I would say "Oh, for the love of Ray J! Adrian Brody's Skinny Legs,what were you thinking?"










4. I want Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Michael McMillian to convert to Mormonism. Especially Michael McMillian because I saw him play the part of a Mormon and it just brightened up my day. It was great.


5. An 8x10 autographed glossy of ALF.
I want the message to be:
Cristina,
The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. Haaa! I kill me.
Your friend,
ALF

6.This Puzzle Place Muppet.
Julie to be exact. "The Puzzle Place,The Puzzle Place. We're going to the Puzzle Place" I forgot the rest of the lyrics. The only episode I remember is the Winter Holidays special where the gang learned about the different Holidays that people celebrate!

7. I want all 8 season of Monk that are available on DVD.
This show is very funny.I love that Adrian Monk numbers his shirts and makes Natalie do all of the hard work.







8.I WANT THIS CHANEL CROWN SO BAD!
It is just so beautiful. It reminds me of something that Holly Golightly would wear mixed with something that would be in The Little Mermaid's Collection of human things.




9. Glen Hansard.
I want him to either follow me around all day and narrate my life through song, Stalk me,or kidnap me.
Any of the three would be awesome. I mean, just look at that face. And have you heard his accent?! His "creepy"phone calls would be the best things ever they would be very pleasent. And he would probably be a really nice stalker. If he noticed that I hadn't eaten all morning he'd probably buy me a bagel or something.


10. A walk on role in a Klaxons video.
I know that their videos usually just consist of Jamie,James and Simon doing something (usually sitting,standing or just walking around) But I want to be a video ho or something in their video. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm not sure "ho" is the right word, I'm leaning more towards video darling.


So, chip chop chip get on it! Christmas is less then a month away and I want everything on this list!