Thursday, January 14, 2010

01.13.10

Something I have seen before:
Two gay guys taking their clothes off in a room full of candles.
Something I will stand by forever:
Alex Musial moves like a gypsy and has dust bunnies for hair!

What I learned on January 13th 2010:
1.Alyss Logli gives off "Apartment Vibes"
2.You should warn a person (That means you Sean from La Grange) when you come from behind.
3.A certain someone's mother is quite aware of me. She fears me. She is tormented by the sight of green lights,ski masks, and cars in general. She's a bugaboo.
4.TIM RULO DOES NOT DRIVE A P
T CRUISER!
5.Lasers are Liars and it is (kind of) dumb to spend $20 on one.
6. George Drake has pre-paid lawyers.
7.Audrey Sova takes FOREVER to get out of her house.
8. If you are parked in the middle of an intersection some asshole will stare at your friend.
Moving on...
Ed Helms is:
-the kind of guy who you would take to the Great Indoors and would just talk to you about all the great things you would buy if you had tons of money.
-the guy who would ride run off of the Metra and straight into the Salt Creek Wine Bar in Brookfield.
-the guy who would rename Air Force One to Air Force Fun











2 comments:

  1. You know what else George Drake has?
    Google alerts and one of those alerts will tell him about this, which I find hilarious.

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  2. Can we start calling Native Americans "The Indigenous Peoples of the American Continents"?

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