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Yet another blog about crazy kids. Its not my fault childhood is hilarious.
BUT FIRST, SOMETHING I LEARNED! The Villa Park Men's Garden Club IS NOT filled with foxes. Instead we get these four schmucks:

Back to kids.
Yesterday, I took the following sentences for my four year old ward. It was pretty great:
(I'm not going to say her name so it's just going to be represented by a blank line. Like a fill in the blank!)
_____________, is the coolest girl in the world. And this is for my mom and dad. My friends love me. I am great. And these sentences are for my mom and dad. And the kindergartens that I like. I will always be the same. It's going to be a great day. Thank You. I hope one day everyone will have one day together. Everyone, I hope you like this. This is all for you.
Oh Jeez.
Stuff like that just cannot be made up. It's just so goofy; yet awesome. But also very dramatic. Like owls wearing death eater masks. This is a preview I saw at the movie theatre today. It was terrible.I thought it was a joke, but its coming out September 24Th, so I guess the joke is on me.
And now another quote from the Suburban Life:
" In Honor of March Being Frozen Food Month, What is your favorite Frozen Food?"
Some asshole kid answered: "Salisbury steak,definitely, all the way"
(Anna Drake if you read this, I want you to know that when I read this I immediately thought this was something you would enjoy. )
And here is a picture of a very young Ed Helms. (this always makes me laugh)