Isn't is just so amazing how much Dhani Harrisson looks like his dad?
The answer is yes.
Anyways, I went to the Wilco show last night. They were great,as always.
Jeff Tweedy was wearing some pretty awesome booties, they looked like the pair that will be arriving at my house in about a month. (FUCK YOU J.CREW!) I bet if Michelle Obama ordered these boots they wouldn't tell HER that they were on back order! Now, you may be thinking: Cristina, she's the first lady of the country. Bollocks! I'm the President of Ed Helms on Ice Land! (This rant is not about Michelle Obama, it is about J.Crew.)
Moving on, I think it's time that we talk about something very important: Dolphins. You may be wondering, Where does this fan club stand on dolphins, should us followers love or hate them? As President, I say we are indifferent to them. 2 reasons: 1.(ED HELMS FACT ALERT!) Ed Helms is indifferent about dolphins. 2. I've been hearing some rumors that dolphins are the future
How exactly did you find out that Ed Helms is indifferent to dolphins? I heard something else.
ReplyDeleteWhy does my comment say that I posted it at 11:05 AM when it is 1:09 PM?
ReplyDeleteDre, its because the time is not set as central time in Cristinas blog settings. Next time I see you guys I'll fix that.
ReplyDeleteEd Helms? Who is that? I might just start a thing of jiggy for Dwight. He's the man!!! Jackie can you help me?
ReplyDeleteDolphins are the future! Is Vermont the only state that has figured this out?
ReplyDeleteUtah is all about sea cucumbers! They're boring...
ReplyDeleteHere are some things I learned about dolphins this weekend. Unlike humans, they breath consciously, thus they float while they sleep and also contrary to humans they engage in unihemispheric sleep. Actually most animals sleep that way.
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