Friday, October 23, 2009

I hope this is sexier...

Than Shia LaBeouf's mother. But,that's hard to beat.Anyways, this blog has nothing to do with Shia or his motha. It's about my two favorite states, other then Illinois. AND they are.....Pennsylvania and Georgia.Now let me tell you why
Georgia:


1. Ed Helms:My beloved Edward was born in Atlanta , Georgia. He, in my opinion is Georgia's favorite son. And one day, just maybe, we will have our own son. And when he's eighteen, eighteen he'll have an attitude. Later, nineteen acting snobby lookin' real rude.And he will be named Bear after Bear Grylls. I Love Ed Helms to the tenth degree.



2.Cohutta Lee: My favorite,favorite,favorite reality show star EVER! This young man hails from Blue Ridge,Georgia. Anyways, he has the best accent ever, and he just seems like such a sweetheart. I mean seriously, this guy went on the Real World looking for A WIFE! Classic. He builds houses,eats tree bark and if you say his name really fast it sound like cuddly.




3. After some hours, I have come to the conclusion that they are my second favorite band ever. Words can't even describe how much I love them



4.The best drink ever. And this delicious liquid candy is produced in lovely Atlanta, Georgia. Wonderful.






5. T.I.: Not only did Clifford Harris write the 'Magic Position' he also wrote 'Whatever You Like'! And if I was famous we'd be good friends. Oh the crazy pranks we'd pull. (More on famous best friends later) I can't wait for you to get out of the slammer buddy.




6. Damian Owens: No comment.
But, I'm sure this picture says enough.

(Dear Elizabeth,

Please send me more pictures of Mormon boys. Like Pokemon, I gotta catch 'em all!)
Moving on...

Pennsylvania



1. Asher Roth: He is quite the cutie. And I love the song 'Be By Myself' featuring Cee-lo. However, not so awesome his watch ads for some watch company. He looks best when he has clothes on. I hope Asher Roth Never reads this.




2. York, PA: There's a store there called Giant. This photograph is a representation of my cousin Melina Gandarilla who used to live there.She was totally in love with Honest Abe. Also, Josiah Warren.











3.It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: I LOVE THIS SHOW! Seriously, the scene where Charlie says that his interests are ghouls has been making me laugh for a week. And my grandmother looks like Danny Devito






4. Bradley Cooper:If I was famous I know for a fact that he would be my best friend. We would look through yearbooks, go shopping, watch Project Runway...everything that best friends do together. He'd be the one who introduces me to Ed Helms...ahhhhh.If only.




This blog sucked.

Anyways, I'll leave you with these parting words:I'm a P-I-M-P. With diamonds all in my teeth. I step in the light man , my mouth be shining.

This last picture is dedicated to my sweet and sassy father.






1 comment:

  1. I no longer live next to the Mormons you are interested in. Unless you have developed new ones that I am unaware of.

    Maybe I'll send you a picture of Matthew. Or maybe some choir members.

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