Dear Ed Helms,
Don't look any further! I am your woman! I will marry you and we will have a fantastic wedding ! The back of my wedding dress will look like this. (I was going to put up a picture of the entire dress, but that might have led to you looking for the model.)
Then, we will have kids and when I am pregnant you can kiss my stupid pregnant "belly" and I won't get creeped out! And you could sing to me all the time and I would like it.
But,alas, this will never happen. At least not in this lifetime. Maybe later when I am reincarnated into a young looking Angelica Houston and you still look like yourself.
I shouldn't have written this. I'm getting pretty sad because I KNOW that Andy Bernard and Erin are going to get together and it's just going to ruin me. (Wipes tear)
I just wanted to publish my love.
Dear Zacy-poo,
ReplyDeleteLast night I had a dream that my roommate Kelsey' children were your children and they were conceived in your jacuzzi filled with rose petals. You may not remember because you were drugged. When you woke up, you had the prettiest smile. Kelsey could not help but rape it with her mouth. My birthday is coming up and I was wondering if you could be her boyfriend and fly us out to L.A. and where we could go sight seeing and clubbing.
Thanks!
Vanessa
i see you saw the latest the office.
ReplyDeletetwas sweet & i thought of you every time ed helms was on the screen.