How Do You Tell A Child That Someone Has Died?

First Things First...Happy Birthday Elizabeth! In honor of your birthday there is a Law & Order:SVU mini marathon on TV! Just like last week! Well, at least SVU is the better Law & Order. I hope that Rupert Grint gives you the swine flu because he's had that shit like twice this year. At least that's what Dre said.
I'd say that contracting something (with the exception of any STD) would be a pretty great birthday gift. Hahahahaha!



My precious fish Ed Helms died. He was found floating yesterday morning. He was the cutest fish, he had rosy cheeks and he was very energetic. He loved popcorn and flowers which is why he was buried in a bed of popcorn and flowers. May he rest in peace in the heavens above with George Harrison. And he gets to sleep all he wants. I'm kind of jealous. No I'm not!

How do you feel about single mothers?(I am watching For the Love of Ray J)
I wonder what my nickname would be if I went on the show. Probably Jawsome or Greasy. I would be kicked off because he would find out that I only went on the show so that I could expose my love for Ed Helms to the world. I would not be there for the love of Ray J.

There's this part of Ray J where they are all about to sit down for the nickname ceremony and he says something like,"I feel like Barack Obama, YES WE CAN!"
I'm not sure how the two compare, but I know one day I will date Ed Helms. Say it with me: YES WE CAN!


I don't feel like showering...
Ed Helms fact: Ed Helms showers everyday

On a more serious note, today the shoelace on my moccasin got stuck on the escalator! That has been one of my biggest fears since the 90s when I saw a news report on it. Very scary.

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Ugh, I'm starting to hate the fall and I just want this to be over.